I really can’t do much to describe the absolute immense achievement that the guys achieved today. For the 3rd time in the 100+ years history of our club, we lifted the trophy proclaiming us champions of Europe. I really can’t believe it. I’m not going to go into too much about it now, I’ve been drinking for hours… Half cut… Toasting in the eastward direction all night. Even as a professional writer, I cannot put into words how important and incredible this triumph tonight was.
I couldn’t have written a better script. Every one of you who supports United, every one of you who knows that this worldwide club is not just an example of sports excellence, but an example of Humankind at its finest- this one is for us. Imagine, a team of young men playing in a random city in northern England, hailing from all four corners of the world. From Nani in Cape Verde to Owen Hargreaves growing up in Calgary, to Park Ji-Sung from South Korea all the way to Wes Brown who grew up around the corner from Old Trafford… They all took to the field and played together, as one. They were…. (Hu)Man(kind) United.
And just as a drunken aside…. FUCK YOU CHAVS! YOUR SHITTY DIVING GIRL FOOTBALL MIGHT CUT IT AGAINST THE LIKES OF LIVERPOOL AND FEHNERBAHCE, BUT WHEN IT ALL COMES DOWN TO IT- MR. CHELSEA COULDN’T CLOSE THE DEAL. YOU GOT YOUR JUST DESSERTS YOU LOSERS! YOU CAN’T CHEAT YOUR WAY TO THE EUROPEAN TITLE NO MATTER HOW FUCKING HARD YOU TRY! SAY GOODBYE TO DROGBA, GOODBYE TO LAMPARD, AND LIKELY HALF YOUR TEAM. YOU CAN’T BUY SUCCESS. YOU BUILD IT, STEP BY STEP.
Learn a thing or two about football and then try to win the Champions League. If you ask me, the winner today is pure football. The only thing I’ll leave you with is the penalty shoot out. I will never forget this as long as I live.